Sometimes you sit around moping, convincing yourself that you're unimportant and that no one would ever want to have anything to do with you. That's why email is important. It restores your faith in yourself as well as in your desirability. Just have a look at these recent samples from my inbox.
How are you today, I hope all is well with you . To tell you the truth, I've been kind of down lately. I spend untold hours staring out the window while drawing dark circles of doom on my arms. Also, I think I may have hammer toe. I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you I'm not going to lie. That does worry me a bit seeing as I don't know you, but I know that you will grant my request confidence is a nice quality in goes. good faith and understanding, My name is miss ROSE. Oh. Well, right there, Rose, I think we may have a problem. I'm sure you're a very nice person, but I'm, you know, a girl. And you are, presumably, a girl too. And that's not really something I'm all that interested in exploring. Ten years ago? Who knows. But I'm afraid my sense of adventure has dwindled. I just went Through your profile at www.onlinedesei.com No, you didn't because I've never heard of that I have no options than letting you Know that I am interested in having a relationship with you, Alright. That's enough. Please stop I will also like to Know you the more, you can send an email to my email address yes, that's not going to happen so that I can send you more details about my self Including my picture, I believe we can move from here. Listen, sister. You're getting to be more irritating that Michael Lohan standing outside looking in at his daughter's birthday party. But bear in mind that Love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio,economic Barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, How about a crazy barrier? I have it on very good authority that love has a crazy barrier the only important Thing there is love, I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're going to wait for a while, sweetheart (read that last sentence using a sarcastic voice).
Yours Sincerely NANCY
Hi Counsel. Hi!
My name is Shih Dunson. I am contacting your firm and a fine, old firm it is. We specialize in money and stuff and contracts that are fake in regards to a divorce settlement with my ex husband (David G. Dunson) shifty-sounding name who resides in your jurisdiction. I am currently on assignment in South Korea. We had an out of court agreement (Collaborative Law Agreement) for him to pay $848,900.00 plus legal fees. He has only paid me $64,000. Bastard. Let me just go fetch my tire iron. I am hereby seeking your firm to assist in collecting the balance from him. Don't you worry. I'll have that money quicker than he can stop screaming. He has agreed already to pay me the balance I'll bet two dollars right now that he lied about that but it is my belief that a Law firm like yours is needed to help me collect payment from my ex-husband or litigate this matter he better pray it doesn't get to court. I'll destroy him with my lawyerly ways and words that sound law-ish. Like "punitive" and "your honour" and "death penalty" if he fails to pay as promised.
Sincerely, Shih Dunson
Would you like to be a mystery shopper with us and get paid $200 per week? Would I ever? Do I get to keep the stuff I mystery shop for? What is it? Clothes? Shoes? Tire irons? Kale? Kindly get back to me. Thanks, Robinson Steven
Would you like to be a mystery shopper with us and get paid $200 per week? Would I ever? Do I get to keep the stuff I mystery shop for? What is it? Clothes? Shoes? Tire irons? Kale? Kindly get back to me.
Thanks, Robinson Steven