In case you're interested, this is what the woman who absolutely did not have an affair with Tiger Woods looks like
"Rachel Uchitel arrives from New York at the Los Angeles International Airport in Los Angeles, Calif., on Sunday, Nov. 29, 2009. The National Enquirer published a story alleging that golfer Tiger Woods, who was involved in a car accident near his home on Friday, had been seeing the New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters. Uchitel denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by the Associated Press. Gloria Allred, left, met her at the airport."
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PS: She's also the woman who absolutely did not have an affair with David Boreanaz. Just so we're clear.