See you in a couple of weeks

I'm off on vacation and I'll be back January 4. Not going anywhere. Watching marathons on Space. Cooking Christmas dinner with mom. Going to the movies with the sweetie. Attempting to tie ribbons around the cats' neck. Spending time in the emergency room. Also, trying not to be too envious of these people's seasonal sweaters. Have fun.

 

Last-minute shopping

For those of you who haven't bought me a present yet, here's some help. I'd like a bacon watch and a Gin & Titonic icecube tray or a zombie pet shoppe. It's all from Neatorama.

Second Alice In Wonderland trailer

Finally embeddable.

Fire on stick party

RBC held a party for the Olympic flame last night at the Courthouse. Gord Downie played and all the ladies went "squeee" when kayaker Adam van Koeverden showed up.

CENTRAL IMAGE AGENCY

SAG Awards nominations

Via EW:

Best Cast: An Education, The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Nine, Precious

Best Actor: Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart; George Clooney, Up in the Air; Colin Firth, A Single Man; Morgan Freeman, Invictus; Jeremy Renner, The Hurt Locker

Best Actress: Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side; Helen Mirren, The Last Station; Carey Mulligan, An Education
Gabourey Sidibe, Precious; Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia

Best Supporting Actor: Matt Damon, Invictus; Woody Harrelson, The Messenger; Christopher Plummer, The Last Station; Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones; Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

Best Supporting Actress: Penélope Cruz, Nine; Vera Farmiga, Up in the Air; Anna Kendrick, Up in the Air; Diane Kruger, Inglourious Basterds; Mo’Nique, Precious

TELEVISION:

Dramatic ensemble: The Good Wife, Dexter, Mad Men, The Closer, True Blood.

Comedy ensemble: 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Glee, Modern Family, The Office.

Comedy actress: Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?; Toni Collette, United States of Tara, Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie; Tina Fey, 30 Rock; Julia Louis-Dreyfus, New Adventures of Old Christine.

Comedy actor: Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock; Steve Carell, The Office; Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm;  Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men and Tony Shalhoub, Monk.

Dramatic actress: Glenn Close, Damages; Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order SUV; Holly Hunter, Saving Grace; Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer; Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife; Patricia Arquette, Medium.

Dramatic actor: Simon Baker, The Mentalist; Hugh Laurie, House; Jon Hamm, Mad Men; Michael C. Hall, Dexter; Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad.

Runaways trailer

Work out like Coco

With some hard work and a pair of fantastic shoes, you too can hope to perhaps one day look like Ice-T's wife.

Via CoCosworld.

Hot Tub Time Machine trailer

This is either the best or the worst comedy of the spring. I can't decide. I'm leaning towards worst.

Fantastic Christmas prank

Warning: there's a glimpse of a totally juvenile dirty drawing. Other than that, it's pure, beautiful genius.

Cutest Google search result ever. Today

Via Buzzfeed.