So, like, what's up with Jesse James this morning, Part 2

According to the National Enquirer, Jesse James is not only a cheating turd, he's also CRUEL TO ANIMALS. And as anyone, who reads the Enquirer (don't lie now) knows, being CRUEL TO ANIMALS is the WORST. The WORST. Once you've been cruel to animals, The Enquirer will never, ever, never stop reminding their readers of it. One of the many, many reasons I love the Enquirer like rainbows.

"Jesse James may have entered rehab to stave off a divorce from Sandra Bullock but that's the least of his problems as a horrible new scandal  has emerged. He's accused of outrageous cruelty involving his pet dogs! Two of Jesse's favorite pit bulls fought in a bloody battle to the death - and Jesse's terrified dog Rudy was ripped apart in the savage attack that tore a leg almost completely from his body. Shockingly, the tattooed TV mechanic treats the vicious encounter as a big joke, charge sources. "Sandra was horrified and in tears when she first heard what had happened to those animals," said an insider. "She believed he was this gentle biker with a heart of gold. But if he can let this sort of thing happen to his dogs, that tells you who he really is - Jesse IS heartless."

Comments

[sardonic 1]

Nothing really confirms your manhood quite like wanton cruelty to defenseless animals. Just fun and games with a Nazi theme.

[Leon Arp]

The disapproving dog looks like my parole officer.