Did Gwyneth wear shorts at the Iron Man 2 premiere?
He: "Is she wearing shorts?"
She: "I can't be sure, and I hope my eyes deceive me, but I think she's wearing shorts."
He: "But that's awful."
She: "I know."
He: "Why would she do that?"
She: "Why do birds fly? Why do dogs hump your leg? Why does everyone insist fiddleheads are delicious, when they are, in fact, not? I can't anwer all the questions of the universe."
He: "Do you think that maybe she doesn't own any pants or any skirts or any dresses or any sarongs or any lederhosen or any tights?"
She: "No. I think she made the shorts herself from organic flax noodles and home-spun silk and she wanted to show them off but she didn't want to go to the beach where the commoners pollute the discourse."