Did Gwyneth wear shorts at the Iron Man 2 premiere?

Conversation between the two people to the left of Ms Paltrow:

He: "Is she wearing shorts?"

She: "I can't be sure, and I hope my eyes deceive me, but I think she's wearing shorts."

He: "But that's awful."

She: "I know."

He: "Why would she do that?"

She: "Why do birds fly? Why do dogs hump your leg? Why does everyone insist fiddleheads are delicious, when they are, in fact, not? I can't anwer all the questions of the universe."

He: "Do you think that maybe she doesn't own any pants or any skirts or any dresses or any sarongs or any lederhosen or any tights?"

She: "No. I think she made the shorts herself from organic flax noodles and home-spun silk and she wanted to show them off but she didn't want to go to the beach where the commoners pollute the discourse."

REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni 

Comments

[celestialspeedster]

Ever since she had kids, Gwyneth has been trying to prove that she's still hip and with it by wearing inappropriately short skirts. Maybe, this was the compromise that the PTA was asking for.