Nicolas Cage's interesting diet plan

My bull-bleep detector went RING! DING! RING! when I read this, but it's too good not to share.

From The Guardian:

"Nicolas Cage has reportedly revealed that he will eat only animals who mate in a dignified fashion, a dietary preference which apparently rules out pork. According to the Sun, the Oscar-winning actor is happy to eat fish or poultry because their love lives are more decorous.
"I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales – sentient life – insects, reptiles," says Cage, who is currently getting great reviews for his performance as a drug-addled detective in Werner Herzog's Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans, a quasi-remake of Abel Ferrara's 1992 tale of a destructive cop.
He continues: "I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds.
"But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl."

Comments

[Leon Arp]

I think Nic is spending way too much time staring at pigs

[Tracy]

There's a Tiger Woods joke in there somewhere, but I'm not really up to working it out right now. Leon?