More Al Gore dirt

Poor Al Gore. Both his Nobel Prize and his Oscar are refusing to talk to him. And The Enquirer has a picture of the stained pants. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

"AL GORE SEX SCANDAL ACCUSER OMG! ALL-CAPS! THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, YOU GUYS! reveals shocking NEW EVIDENCE  - ONLY to the NATIONAL ENQUIRER in a bombshell world exclusive interview! "AL GORE is a pervert and sexual predator," declares MOLLY HAGERTY, 54, the massage therapist who told Portland, Ore. police that the ex-VICE heh-heh President sexually assaulted her. "He's not what people think he is - he's a sick man!" When the ENQUIRER first broke the world-exclusive story last week her name was withheld as the victim of a possible sex crime. NOW, Hagerty has bravely gone public - AND on the record-  only to The ENQUIRER -  to demand police launch a full investigation. "I want justice served," AND I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT GETTING PAID TO HOLD UP THIS NASTY OLD PLASTIC BAG CONTAINING THESE NASTY OLD PANTS Hagerty said as she reveals the key witness who could blow the case wide open, the secret hotel video surveillance and  the DNA evidence! 

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Radaronline has this: "Hagerty called Greg Boatman, a close friend after the alleged incident and that friend is also interviewed by the Enquirer in its new issue. Boatman says that he has been friends with Hagerty for more than 20 years. "She called me on the phone October 23, 2006. I remember the date because that's my birthday," Boatman tells the Enquirer. "She was excited about the massage she had scheduled for that evening - she said it was with former Vice President Al Gore. "I was shocked when she called back and woke me around 4 a.m. that same night. When I picked up, she was in tears. She told me she was assaulted... Mr. Gore groped her and threw her down on the bed. "I was shocked and believed her right away. Molly's never lied to me - she's one of the most honest people I've ever met." Boatman was never interviewed by authorities. Hagerty, 54, never filed a lawsuit against Gore."

Comments

[Tracy]

How fortunate that - oh, excuse me - HOW FORTUNATE THAT SHE HAD THE FORESIGHT TO HOLD ONTO HIS PANTS - WHICH HE JUST HAPPENED TO LEAVE BEHIND, APPARENTLY - FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS.

[prize maple]

Tracy: Actually, those appear to be her pants, which were the only barrier between her and the sex-crazed Gore. BTW, I wonder what the shelf life is for...'DNA'?