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Lindsay Lohan talks to Vanity Fair

Here is a taste of a bigger article to come when the October issue of Vanity Fair hits stores Sept.7.

“If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I’m taking and my father says I’m taking—so that says something, because I was fine,” she has a point Lindsay Lohan tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Nancy Jo Sales. “I think everyone has their own addictions and hopefully learns how to get past them,” she says, in an interview conducted one week before her jail time began. “I think my biggest focus for myself is learning how to continue to get through the trauma that my father has caused in my life. Stay tuned for Mr. Lohan's rebuttal in three-two-one seconds. He's already busy warming up his Twitter and priming his blog. That sounded dirty and you never want to sound dirty when talking about Mr. Lohan. So I'll stop now.”

Lohan was visibly upset when she spoke with Sales about Ali’s presence in the courtroom, calling it “heartbreaking” to see her sister cry. However, Lohan feels conflicted about her father’s unexpected appearance at the hearing, telling Sales, "The worst part of it is you turn around and you see your dad crying and normally you’d be, like, happy that your father’s there. But then he has to go and do an interview right after.”

Sales reports that Lohan thinks her career is far from over. “I don’t care what anyone says. I know that I’m a damn good actress. … And I know that in my past I was young and irresponsible—but that’s what growing up is. You learn from your mistakes,” she tells Sales.

Lohan adamantly denies rumors of drug abuse, telling Sales: “I’ve never abused prescription drugs. I never have—never in my life. I have no desire to. That’s not who I am. I’ve admitted to the things that I’ve done—to, you know, dabbling in certain things and trying things ’cause I was young and curious and thought it was like, O.K., ’cause other people were doing it and other people put it in front of me. And I see what happened in my life because of it.”

Lohan blames her troubles, in part, on hanging out with the wrong crowd, Sales reports. “So many people around me would say they cared for the wrong reasons. A lot of people were pulling from me, taking from me and not giving. I had a lot of people that were there for me for, you know, the party.” And when she first moved to L.A., Lohan says, “it was very go-go-go and I had a lot of responsibility; and I think just the second I didn’t have [structure] anymore—I was 18, 19—with a ton of money and no one really here to tell me that I couldn’t do certain things … And I see where that’s gotten me now, and I don’t like it.” She says tabloids were her main source of news, and calls that “really scary and sad… I would look up to those girls… the Britneys EVERYTHING IS BRITNEY'S FAULT! SHE IS AN EVIL SUCCUBUS SENT TO SUCK THE GOODNESS OUT OF EVERY CHILD STAR and whatever. And I would be like, I want to be like that.”

Sales interviews several paparazzi, and reports that Lohan often cooperates with them for a fee duh, though Lohan denies this. “If I called her up right now and said I’ll give you $10,000, she’d come right down,” a photographer tells Sales. “Once you’re famous, there’s always a way to make money,” another photographer says. “She might not be doing what she’d like to be doing, but she’ll always be Lindsay Lohan.”

While you were sleeping

It's the last day of August and it's going to be a gazillion-point-five degrees with a big pail of humidity thrown in. I think it will be a new record. I slept only approximately three hours because I was busy being sweaty and uncomfortable, so I'm going to be extra-cranky today. Here are some cranky news and a cute potato monster (via The Daily What):

Paris could face real prison time "Paris Hilton is about to discover what O.J. Simpson already knows: when it comes to justice, Las Vegas can be a lot tougher than Los Angeles. District Attorney David Roger is highly unlikely to offer Paris a plea bargain deal on her cocaine possession charge, a source close to the case told RadarOnline.com exclusively. The veteran Clark County, Nevada prosecutor put Simpson behind bars on robbery charges after the former football great beat murder charges in Los Angeles. “Roger won't tolerate celebrities coming to Las Vegas and thinking they can get away with illegal behavior,” the source close to the case told RadarOnline.com. “It's going to be extremely difficult for Paris to get out of these charges, even with the brilliant legal skills of her lawyer, David Chesnoff.” Hilton is facing a felony drug possession charge that carries a prison sentence of one to four years. She claimed the purse she was carrying, where the cocaine was found, did not belong to her. Roger is running for reelection and has a record of high-profile victories in the legal arena."

The stars who will be dancing From Us: "The Dancing With the Stars cast for season 11 was announced Monday evening. The ladies hitting the dance floor: Brandy; Dirty Dancing star Jennifer Grey; Margaret Cho; The Hills alum Audrina Patridge; Florence Henderson; Bristol Palin. "She's excited for me ... she knows this will be hard work," Palin said when asked how her mom Sarah felt about her new gig. Will she be in the ballroom? "Hopefully!" she told DWTS host Tom Bergeron. The men: Michael Bolton; Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino; David Hasselhoff; NBA champ Rick Fox; NFL quarterback Kurt Warner; rapper Kyle Massey. Hasselhoff said, "I think it's going to be harder than the Comedy Central roast .. but I am happy to be here. My two daughters love this show and convinced me to do it." So, who can dance? Find out when the new DWTS season kicks off Sept. 20 on ABC."

Splitsville "Slash has filed for divorce, TMZ has learned, and it's gonna get ugly. According to legal docs just filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Slash - real name Saul Hudson - cites irreconcilable differences. Slash and wife Perla Ferrar have two boys, age 6 and 8.  Slash is asking for joint physical and legal custody. Sources close to the couple tell TMZ the breakup is extremely acrimonious. Slash, who is repped by disso-queen Laura Wasser, is willing to pay spousal support, according to the docs. There is no prenup. The couple was married in October 2001. Slash lists the date of separation as July 15, 2010."

So sweet "Jesse James and Kat Von D have confirmed they've taken their their relationship to the next level with a weekend getaway to Texas. The tattooed twosome were spotted holding hands in Fredericksburg, Texas, near Austin where James has relocated for business purposes and so that his kids can be closer to their stepmom, Sandra Bullock. "They’re definitely not hiding anything at this point," a source close to Von D tells People. "Kat’s happy. She doesn’t really care what other people think. She’ll do what she wants regardless." James and Kat Von D, who reportedly rode in on a motorcycle and visited a World War II museum wonder if they picked up any souvenirs for James' collection during their time in the small tourist town, "didn't go unnoticed" by onlookers, according to RadarOnline.com."

Diablo Cody's Red Band Trailer w/ Megan Fox

Warning: There is some bad language. Second warning: This may cause you to actually like Megan Fox a little bit. Via ONTD.

What is Bjork doing?

My favourite magical Hobbit has surfaced. But what is she doing? A) Cracking walnuts. B) Rehearsing for an Icelandic production of The Colour Purple. C) Celebrating the great deal she got at the Cirque du Soleil garage sale. D) Attending some boring Polar Music Prize press conference.

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Smells like a bad weave

Paris Hilton will be charged with drug possession

TMZ has this tragic story (insert eye roll) of a sweet, innocent young woman, who has, again, been victimized by her friends and the press and the authorities and the world and her own inability to decide on a cover-up story and stick to it:

"Paris Hilton will be charged with possession of a controlled substance -- .8 grams of cocaine -- this according to documents obtained by TMZ ... and it's a felony.  We're told the D.A. will file the case today.  You can read the criminal complaint that will be filed in this post. According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, the cop who stopped the Escalade pulled along the passenger side of the vehicle and smelled "the strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle." The cop writes he noticed immediately the passenger was Paris.  He then observed her trying to roll up the window. After the traffic stop and a crowd of 100 people gathered around, Hilton said she was "extremely embarrassed" and asked the cop if she could go to the bathroom at the Wynn Hotel. At the hotel, Paris told the cop she needed lip balm so the cop handed Paris her purse: "As she began to open it, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand." The cop also says ... inside the purse was a "broken tablet of Albuterol" -- a prescription medication used to control wheezing.  And cops say they found Zig Zag wrappers ... commonly used to roll joints. Paris then admitted the Albuterol was hers but she said the cocaine was not and claimed the purse was not hers -- that she had borrowed it from a friend.  The cop questioned Paris about the cocaine and according to cops Paris gave an odd answer: "She said she had not seen it, but now thought it was gum." Note: Paris has changed her story with friends, saying the purse was hers but had been in the possession of a friend.  Paris claimed to cops several cosmetic items in the purse were not hers, but she copped to $1,300 cash and some credit cards. Cops say they found .8 grams of coke in the purse."

I can't wait two weeks