Another brilliant email

I get a lot of email. It's not all as exciting and lucrative as this one:

Attention : Sales Or Owner I'm both. We've had to let some people go lately.

  My name is Henry Wilson with the Wilson Warehousing and i am sending this email to your business in regards to the order for some Mosquito Nets You sure have come to the right place, Henry. We have so many mosquito nets we don't know what to do with them for my clients Project and i will be needing the Box,Round,Cotton, Cotton Box,Silk bed,Polyester bed and box,travel Mosquito Nets While I do have Polyester and Round, I'm terribly sorry to tell you that I'm fresh out of Silk bed and Cotton Box. Mostly because I have no idea what that means and also because I'M NOT RUNNING A MOSQUITO NET BUSINESS AND WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING ME? and so can you send me an email back with the sizes,types and pricing information I charge $15,000 per net because they're made of spun gold by magical elves whom I keep enslaved in root cellar. The elves only eat diamonds and elephant milk, so I'm sure you can appreciate how expensive it is to feed them as well as the availability March 6, 2053 and also let me know the forms of payment that you accept We take all the usual credit cards and also souls, firstborns, livers (in good condition), puppies and certified treasure maps so that we can proceed with the order

Best Regards And to you
Mr Henry Wilson
Wilson Warehousing

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God Bless And a hearty Thor Condemn to you, good sir
Mr Henry Wilson
Wilson Warehousing