Odlly mesmerizing footage of porny massage robot
I bet that got your attention. Good. I want you to, as ever, remain vigilant in the face of cutesy robot thingies with names like WheeMe designed to lull you into a false sense of security right up until the moment they stick a robo-tentacle into your ear and dismantle your cerebral cortex. Also: Who the bleep has time to lie outdoors under trees on yoga mats getting robo-massages in the middle of the day? No wonder the machines will have an easy time overpowering us.