Extra-important programming note

Pay attention. Please. As of Wednesday March 30 Thursday March 31 The Toronto Star's online entertainment content will move to toronto.com. It's a new vertical. I'm not sure I know what that means, but I'm told it will be shiny and awesome. Bottomline is, I'm moving too. The new blog address will be toronto.com/blog/stargazing. Copy the address and keep it somewhere safe until Wednesday Thursday. The site will not be live until Wednesday so don't try it now. No, don't. I told you not to.

As a result of the move, there will be no blogging on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. The people in charge of the move have to wiggle their magic chicken bones over the wires to make it all happen and that means the old blog will be on-bloggeable. Or something. So, please follow me to the new address Wednesday Thursday and please bear with me as I get used to a brand-new blogging system. And please don't leave me as I screw up repeatedly while trying to figure out how everything works. I have serious abandonment issues. Again, the new address is toronto.com/blog/stargazing. Also, the Twitter address - twitter.com/stargazingblog - will stay the same.

ALSO: Since several of you have asked: Yes, I will still be doing the Sunday pages and the tabloid round-up in the Sunday paper. The blog move has nothing to do with that.

What is going on here?

A) Lady Gaga's butler really hates his job. B) The lesser-known seventh horseman of the Apocalypse likes to borrow the pope's hat. C) Marc Anthony is ready for a night on the town.

REUTERS/Jason Lee

Brought to you by the letter ewwww

The National Enquirer has this charming story of sweet love and age-inappropriate PDAs.

"Getting more action in restaurants than many do in bedrooms, SEAN PENN and SCARLETT JOHANSSON are Hollywood’s Hottest Couple after kicking off a sizzling May-December romance that began when ScarJo, 26, was photographed putting her best foot forward – and into Sean’s 50-year-old lap – during a sexy LA lunch...then my spies spotted them canoodling relentlessly over dinner at swanky Madeo! Even though two pals were with them, the steamy duo groped, smooched and stroked – but when the meal ended, Sean suddenly wanted to change tables for dessert. Why? Said My SpyWitness: “They were at the best table in the house, but it’s smack in the center, and Sean was annoyed by lookey-loo diners sneaking peeks. There wasn’t an empty table to be had – but Sean sent a hostess to tell three girls in a corner booth that if they’d switch tables, he’d pay for dinner.” Giggling, the girls agreed! They trooped to Sean’s table as his party scrunched into the booth, which was a tight fit – but it didn’t cramp the lovers’ style. “Sean and Scarlett kissed and petted like their pals weren’t even there,” said my source. “When the evening ended and the lovebirds exited, a waiter handed the three girls a check holder – but there was no bill inside; just a note from Sean that read: ‘Thank you!’”

AP Photo/Markus Schreiber

Hey, Bill Hader! Time for a haircut

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I don't know anything about this comic book, but I'm super-excited

This sounds interesting and weird and bloody. Pretty much the three top requirements for good television. io9 has this:

"There's a lot of excellent buzz surrounding John Layman and Rob Guillory's comic Chew, the story of an FBI agent who snacks on the dead to absorb their memories. And now the comic is getting its own TV series. Deadline broke the news that Showtime is readying a dark series adaptation of the popular comic book. The story centers around "federal agent Tony Chu, a "cibopath" able to get psychic impression from the things he eats who is assigned to the most usual and bizarre crimes." So yes, there's a lot of truly disgusting moments in the pages of this book, for both Agent Chu and the reader. Showtime has nabbed 24 and Californication's Stephen Hopkins to direct the pilot episode,.= and to executive produce the project for Circle of Confusion (the same company behind AMC's The Walking Dead)."

Are you a bad parent?

If you are, you should send some pictures of your children to My Bad Parent. (Thank you, Garnet).

 

Born This Way - the country version

I like.

Via Oh No They Didn't.

OMG! These are the new Oxford English Dictionary words

The Oxford English Dictionary has added a slew of new words. Some of them more worthy than others.

•about round, adv.
•ambigram, n.
•banh mi, n.

 

•Barnard's star, n.•bet-hedging, n.•bet-hedging, adj.•biker, n.•biologic, adj. and n.•calligram, n.•car crash, n.•couch surf, v.•couch surfer, n.•couch surfing, n.•cream crackered, adj.
•crème de cassis, n.

 

•Divehi, n.•dot-bomb, n. and adj.•dotted line, n. and adj.•drill-down, n.•dubplate, n.
•Dutch colonial, adj. and n.•ego-surf, v.•ego-surfing, n.•English colonial, adj. and n.•fabless, adj. •fnarr fnarr, int. and adj.•gnasher, n.•gremolata, n.•headline, v.•headlined, adj.•headlining, adj.•hentai, n.•heteronormative, adj.•heteronormativity, n.•Hindutva, n.•June, n.•kleftiko, n.•la-la land, n.•lari, n.•LOL, n.1•LOL, int. and n.2•lumpenintelligentsia, n.•meep, n. (and int.)
•meep, v.

 

•muffin top, n.

 

•non-dom, n.•non-domicile, n.•non-domiciled, adj.•OMG, int., (n.), and adj.•pap, n.5•pap, v.3•party-crasher, n.•party-crashing, n.•party-crashing, adj.•radioprotectant, adj. and n.•rotograph, v.•rotoscope, v.•rotoscoped, adj.•rotoscoping, n.•rototill, v.•rototilled, adj.•rotten egg, n.•Rotterdammer, n.•Rottie, n.•rottle, n.2•rotty, adj.•rouding time, n.•rough-cut, adj.•rough-cut, v.•rough-dress, v.•roughed-in, adj.•rough-in, n.•roughstock, n.•roulade, v.•roulading, n.•roulette, v.•roundman, n.•round-nose, adj. and n.•round-trip, v.•roupily, adv.•Roussanne, n.•roustabouting, n.•routed, adj.2•router, n.6•routery, n.•routineness, n.•rowdily, adv.•rowed, adj.3•rower, n.3•rowlock, n.2•Royal Free disease, n.•royalness, n.•rozzle, v.•RSA, n.2•Rt. Rev., n.•Rt. Revd., n.•Ru, n.•rua, n.•ruach, n.•rub-a-dub, v.1•rubber-banded, adj.•rubberization, n.•rubberize, v.1•Rubisco, n.•rubrene, n.•rubrification, n.2•rubus, n.•ruck, v.7•ruckly, adj.2•rude, n.1•rudimentarily, adv.•ruesome, adj.•ruff, n.10•ruff, int. (and n.11)•rufiyaa, n.•Rugby sevens, n.
•rugelach, n.

 

•rugulate, adj.•ruleful, adj.•rumble-de-thumps, n.•Ruminal, adj.1•rumminess, n.1
•rumour control | rumor control, n.•Rumping, adj.•rumspringa, n.•run-and-shoot, adj. and n.•runathon, n.•runchick, n.•Rungu, n.•runiform, adj.•run-round, n.•ruote, n.•Rupert, n.•RUPP, n.•Ruppia, n.•rural economics, n.•Rurales, n.•ruralite, n.•Russellite, n.1 and adj.•Russellite, n.2•Russellite, n.3•Russophilia, n.•Russophobic, adj.•Russophone, n. and adj.•russula, n.•rusticate, adj.•rusticator, n.•rusticle, n.•Rusyn, n. and adj.•Ruthenic, adj.1•ruthenous, adj.•Ruthian, adj.•rutinic, adj.•rutting, n.2•ryanodine, n.•ryotei, n.•ryugi, n.•Second Coming, n.•singledom, n.•Skidi, n. and adj.•smack talk, n.•smack talking, n.•smack-talking, adj.•spinback, n.•state-run, adj.•stonewash, n.

•stonewash, v.•stonewashed, adj.

 

•suicide door, n.•taquito, n.•tetri, n.•tinfoil hat, n.•Wag, n.4•wassup, int.•yidaki, n.

Biscotti goes great with what now?

Via Buzzfeed.

Clip from Your Highness

I'm beginning to think this could have a bit of a dirty Princess Bride vibe. Which, clearly, would be awesome.