Trailer for One Day

According to a review of the book upon which this movie is based, the story is "often unbearably sad."

That's an excellent question

I think "moustache" is pretty low on the list of names I would attempt to use if I found a cat. Before I'd get to moustache I would probably try: Pippi Pawstocking, Snorkle, Mr. Kittenpants, Flim, Snuffle, Loki, Beet, Doctor Pickle, Leafy, Wittle Kittle, Furry Von Furstenheimer, Gourd, Pork Chop, Spider-Man and Blopster.

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Cutest music video ever featuring a baby yeti and Jon Hamm

Herman Dune "Tell Me Something I Don't Know" from Jon Hamm

How to effectively scare very small children

Make them be bridesmaids.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Things you can do with Princess Beatrice's hat

Let' be honest. The real star of the wedding was the amazing creation sitting on top of Princess Beatrice's head. Right now Victoria Beckham is kicking herself and everyone around her (the last thing happens every day, so it's really not a big deal) over not getting her hands on that hat first. But wouldn't it be sad if such a fantastic piece of millenery were to be put away and never seen again? Yes, it would. Here are some suggestions as to what may be done with it.

A) Reusable bow for really big presents (cars, refrigerators, ponies). B) Frame for some old picture of some ancient relative you have no idea who is. C) Teething ring.

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What is going on here?

A) Jason Bateman is genuinely happy that David Spade decided to show up. B) Jason Bateman is genuinely happy that he never has to see David Spade again. C) Jason Bateman is genuinely happy to be drunk.

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Stay classy, Joe Jackson

Radaronline has this inspiring story of enterprise and can-do attitude:

"Michael Jackson's dad, Joe Jackson, is going to the Cannes Film Festival next month to hawk a fragrance bearing the Jackson name, RadarOnline.com has learned. What's more, the singing family's patriarch will also be selling Jackson champagne and vodka at the event - this, as the involuntary manslaughter trial of the man accused of killing his son, Dr. Conrad Murray, will be under way. The perfume that Joe Jackson, 82, will be debuting is called Jackson Legend: Timeless from Neverland. It's supposed to come in three bottles, including the Jackson Tribute for men, the Jackson Legend for women and the Jackson Legacy. Separately, Jackson already announced plans for a yet-to-be-named ice cream bar. Sources close to his dead son's estate, meanwhile, are watching the elderly man's moves. "The Estate is monitoring these deals very, very closely, and will take action if necessary," a source tells us. Murray's involuntary manslaughter murder trial is scheduled to start May 4."

Here is a look at Steven Spielberg's Terra Nova

Poor dinosaurs. It's not their fault the world is messed up. As if they didn't have enough meteors to worry about.

If you're tired of all this royalty stuff ...

... you have a friend in this guy. He's the play-by-play man for the Boston Bruins and he is obviously a proud graduate of the Charlie Sheen School of Not Making A Lick Of Sense, But Doing So With Great Conviction. Via The Daily What.

Charlie Sheen writes a letter to Chuck Lorre

Charlie Sheen took time out from his busy schedule of bathing in imaginary tiger blood and being unhinged to write a letter to his former producer. TMZ has this:

"Charlie Sheen tells TMZ ..."Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre is a "sad silly fool," an "A-hole p-ssy loser" and a "low rent, nut-less sociopath" who is now realizing the show can't survive without him -- and Charlie claims the ratings prove his point. Sheen fired off a blistering letter, attacking Lorre in the wake of reports that Jon Cryer will get a bigger role on the show and Charlie will be replaced. Charlie says, "...No one cares about your feeble show without me," adding, "The ratings right now are not a fluke.  It's a big fat mess.  A 2.0 demo.  That sucks."  Although the number is low, the show is in reruns. But Charlie doesn't stop there, saying, "Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map.  The man that put 500 million dollars in your pockets ... I busted my ass for 8 years to support your vision." And in the letter, which Charlie sent to TMZ as a messenger to Lorre, gets very personal"  "They are planning on voting you off the AA island.  Even those clowns have no room for you anymore." TMZ broke the story Thursday ... there's a 50/50 chance "Men" will not come back for Season 9."

Here is the letter in its entirety. I think Charlie deserves points for inventive invective and excellent spelling skills.

Good Luck Chuck

MY fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me. Shame on you. Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map. The man that put 500 million dollars in your pockets. You were on your way out of Warner Bros. with a buy out and a cup of cold coffee in your shaky and clammy hands. And then I walked into your office. And you created a show BASED ON MY AWESOME LIFE. I busted my ass for 8 years to support your vision. Your dream. In turn, it is my nightmare. You sad silly fool. A-hole p---y loser. Put on the gloves you low rent, nut-less sociopath; I’ll beat your chicken s--t soul in a court room into a state of gratitude. A state of surrender. Something you left at the door every time you blundered into the pathetic AA loser lounge. Newsflash; they are planning on voting you off the AA island. Even those clowns have no room for you anymore. Wow, I’m sure your children are SO PROUD of you. You can teach’em how to be a stupid bitch. A narcissist. A coward. A loser. A spineless rat. I’m out here with my fans every night. The message is crystal clear; NO CHARLIE SHEEN. NO SHOW. And that’s exactly what it will be for you and your desperate vanity cards, every Monday night, a no-show. The ratings right now are not a fluke. It’s a big fat mess. A 2.0 demo? That sucks. Almost as bad as you. You’ve been warned. Reap the whirl-wind you cockroach, reap it.

— Charlie Sheen