Most boring story ever. Today
There is not a lot going on right now, so I thought I'd find something really boring for you to read. Not just sorta boring. But crazy boring. So boring, it's almost interesting. And I think this will do:
"Jessica Biel and costar Gerard Butler ordered 13 dozen cupcakes from Cush's Grocery and Market for the cast and crew of Playing the Field, which they're shooting in Shreveport, La. "It's a wide variety of cupcakes [that] she and Gerard ordered for a Friday treat," a source tells People. Biel has dropped into the store several times for lunch, and usually orders the chicken salad special, the source says, calling the actress "one of the nicest, most down-to-earth people."
Oh, wait. Did they say 13 dozen? That's just exactly the amount needed for a particularly nefarious Satanic ritual. This is not boring at all. I apologize.
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