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... brought to you by a cat wearing a Union Jack bowtie. Because apparently something is going on in London this morning. Not that I got up at 4am to watch it or anything. Because that would be crazy. You can read all about the wedding here. And here are some non-royal news:
So, what's happening with Two and a Half Men? "There's a 50/50 chance "Two and a Half Men" will not come back for a 9th season ... people connected with the production tell TMZ. There are certain things we know for sure ...
- Charlie Sheen will NOT be coming back to the show
- Chuck Lorre has a plan for re-tooling the show, but no deals with replacement actors have been made. In fact, no offers have even been put on the table.
- A decision on the fate of "Men" will be made before May 18.
The Hollywood Reporter says Lorre is thinking of beefing up Jon Cryer's role and bringing a new actor onboard to replace Sheen. H.R. is saying some of the candidates are Woody Harrelson, Jeremy Piven and Bob Saget.
One well-connected source tells TMZ, "There really is a good chance the show won't come back."
Spawn (apparently - and scandalously - fatherless) "Mad Men star January Jones is going to be a mom. "January Jones is happy to announce that she is expecting her first child this fall," her rep tells People exclusively. While Jones is keeping quiet for now on any other details, a source close to her says, "She's really looking forward to this new chapter in her life as a single mom." Jones, 33, will next be seen in X-Men: First Class."
Yes, I'd watch that Deadline: "Universal Pictures is negotiating with Jeff Bridges to star with Ryan Reynolds in the Robert Schwentke-directed supernatural comedy R.I.P.D. The film centers on a police force comprised of undead officers, based on the Peter Lenkov comic. Zach Galifianakis was going to star but exited over uncertainty of when Reynolds would be able to make the film because of the option Warner Bros holds for a sequel to Green Lantern."
Casey sent packing Us: "Au revoir, Casey Abrams! It wasn't as shocking as Pia Toscano's April 7 exit, but the 20-year-old camp counselor bowed out of American Idol in a surprising exit that proved season 10 really is anyone's game. "A lot of fans are going to be disappointed with tonight's result," host Ryan Seacrest said at the top of the show. Later, Abrams, Jacob Lusk and Scotty McCreery faced the axe, though Seacrest confirmed the contestants were not in the traditional bottom three, but selected at random. Abrams - who sang Carole King's "Hi De Ho" for his final performance - was in high spirits despite having to say goodbye."
Rehab for Sambora "Richie Sambora is entering rehab for the second time, Us Weekly has learned. As first reported at Radar Online, the Bon Jovi guitarist, 51, is checking into an undisclosed facility to get treated for exhaustion and alcohol addiction. The rocker and his band just wrapped up a hugely successful tour, with additional dates slated in the U.S. and Europe later this year. "Richie recently has been drinking too much, and wants to get his life together," a source told Radar. Sambora spent a month at famed Utah rehab Cirque Lodge in 2007, shortly after his divorce from Heather Locklear and the cancer death of his father, Adam."
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Ermmm ... so just when you thought that there might be some hope for humanity (spoiler alert: In my entire life I've never thought that) someone gives Karl Lagerfeld 10 tons of chocolate to create a room made entirely of chocolate complete with a model made entirely of chocolate. A chocolate model eating a chocolate-covered icecream bar. It's cannibalism at its most delicious.
AP Photo/Jacques Brinon
Entertainment Weekly has a gallery of pics to go with this week's cover story. Unfortunately there are no photos of the creepy, creepy baby or of Jacob getting overly attached to the creepy, creepy baby. But here's a nice one of Bella eating eggs. Or maybe it's a crepe.
Because when the vampire army/zombie horde/political candidates come to the house, you just close it down. This marvel is designed by a Polish architects KWK Promes. Via Neatorama.
Malene’s interests and hobbies include Schadenfreude, sci-fi and fantasy (good and bad alike), hilarious hair pieces, age-inappropriate celebrity crushes, messed-up starlets, waiting for the next Star Trek movie, hating Björk, creative profanity, disobedient robots, fake celebrity relationships, post-apocalyptic dread, singing super-villains, baseball, David Beckham (but only when he keeps his mouth shut), vampires and knitting tiny sweaters for her seven cats. That’s not true. Maybe.
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