Lindsay Lohan behaves like a lady

Us Weekly has this story of how Lindsay Lohan's many hours at the School of Decorum and Propriety has paid off thousand-fold:

"Lindsay Lohan is definitely not the swan queen. Though she participated in a ritzy photo shoot for Plum Miami Magazine, the 25-year-old actress backed out the accompanying interview at the last minute. Perfectly reasonable. As a result, writer Jacquelynn Powers chose to focus on Lohan's diva behavior on set. "As we pulled up to the Fontainebleau, a bright-orange parking cone was blocking the entrance. Not accustomed to waiting, apparently, she lowered the car's window and shouted, 'Move that cone. I'm Lindsay Lohan,'" Very reasonable Powers recalls. "And it was done." Noting that Lohan drank wine while discussing her sobriety, Reasonable, if you ask me Powers says the Mean Girls star was "constantly looking for drama, whether it was picking a fight with her younger sister...or freaking out over a lost pair of Zanotti heels." The definition of reasonableness Frustrated with the state of her career, Lohan said she "took ballet until she was 19 and was indignant that she was not considered for the movie Black Swan," It was a superbly reasonable expectation Powers adds. Though Lohan abruptly canceled the interview, that didn't stop her from making the most out of her time in Miami. "Monday morning was supposed to be check-out time, but Lindsay and her posse refused to leave," Powers writes. "It was like watching the lights come on at a nightclub after-hours - not pretty." The most annoying part, Powers tells Gawker, is that "Plum covered all Lindsay's expenses, including airfare for her and her family/entourage, lodging at the iconic Raleigh hotel in the penthouse suite and all transportation costs. Hey, Jacquelynn Powers, you should probably research the level of comfort that big movie stars find to be reasonable."