Scary teen bride says things

The week is almost over. But not before you've enjoyed a special treat. Radaronline has this:

"Teen bride Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old actor hubby, Doug Hutchison stopped by the offices of RadarOnline.com Thursday for a spellbinding interview. Fielding probing questions from our readers Courtney gave a no-holds-barred sit-down, dishing on her home life with Doug, what she would study if she went to college (Doug’s body!) and her super sexy wedding night. “We went to the Chateau in Hollywood it was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience. I was aroused for 24 hours straight,” Courtney, who was a 16-year-old virgin when she married Doug, candidly confessed of their first night together as man and wife. In an amazing case of unrelated coincidence, I will now be nauseated for at least 24, but, more likely, 48 hours. When asked why she thought people found her and Doug’s union so controversial, Courtney teased: “I think it was because he was 51 and his life is over and I’m just venturing out on mine. I’m here to make the second half of [Doug’s] life a lot better!” The second half? So, he's planning to live to be 102? That's nice. One highlight of the Q & A was Courtney’s response when asked what she would study if she wanted to further her education. "I would go to college and study all of Doug,” she laughed. “All of his body, and all the elements within that. What they do and what they still do. It would be a lot of fun." I believe they offer that course down at The Gold-digging Idiots Academy. At times the 17-year-old sex kitten seemed more like she was posing for Playboy than being interviewed by an entertainment website - pouting provocatively, tossing her abundant blonde mane, and stroking her tanned and toned thighs. And now I have to go scrub my brain with a steel brush. But, when asked what it is about Doug that inspires her, Courtney took no time in getting straight to the point. “He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me, because it gives me more time to sit around and breathe through my mouth" she said. At that point Doug interrupted the interview and insisted that he does NOT wear an apron around the home! And, there’s more to Doug than just his cleaning and bedroom skills! “He’s teaching me acting, thank you. We just did a little acting class two nights ago,” Courtney purred at her beloved. “We have to resume that.”