Apart from that, how was your weekend?

... brought to you by Zachary Quinto, who tweeted, "wasn't going out as of ten minutes ago. a little proud of what i threw together. i am fireworks on the fourth of july" and then "update: not my pants. not my house."

But those were great excuses TMZ: "Michael Lohan was true to form when he appeared in court Saturday, making crazy excuses that an angry judge didn't buy ... so Michael's gonna stay in jail for a while. Michael - who allegedly violated a restraining order and then tried to escape cops and falling four stories - spoke to the judge from the jail on a monitor. Michael, who was in a wheelchair and handcuffs, had his lawyer explain there are three reasons why Mr. Lohan needed his freedom: 1. He's got some TV shoot with Dr. Drew. 2. Lindsay's hearing is coming up on Wednesday. 3. He's got an upcoming celebrity boxing match with Tareq Salahi. Surprise - the judge wasn't moved, but was VERY upset at M.L. Kate Major testified against Michael, crying as she told the judge about Michael's incessant calling. Michael is being held without bail."

Hitched "With a little bit of Southern charm, Eva Amurri and Kyle Martino, a former MLS soccer player who is now a soccer commentator, were married Saturday afternoon in historic Charleston, S.C, her rep confirms exclusively to People. The nuptials were hosted by Amurri's mom Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins – who helped raise the bride during his 21-year-long relationship with her mother – and capped off a weekend of festivities including a scavenger hunt, cocktail party and casual oyster roast and barbeque rehearsal dinner. The ceremony, officiated by Sister Helen Prejean – about whom the movie Dead Man Walking, starring Sarandon, was made – was to be followed by a black-tie celebration of dinner and dancing and guests toasted with Perrier Jouet champagne."

Hilary Swank fires a whole bunch of people TMZ: "Hilary Swank got serious backlash after appearing at the birthday party for a murdering warlord ... so she's reportedly firing the people who put her in that position. Swank attended a concert in Chechnya for president Ramzan Kadyrov on October 5 and immediately took heat from human rights groups ... probably because Kadyrov has a section on his Wikipedia page devoted entirely to his alleged human rights abuses. Swank apologized, but according to The Independent ... it's her manager, Jason Weinberg, who is sorry now. The paper says he was let go last week and two of her agents at CAA, Amie Yavor and Josh Lieberman, are next to go.  Not among those getting the boot - her agent/boyfriend, John Campisi. Emails to Swank's camp (what's left of them) were not returned."

Cat wins box office Coming Soon: "Puss In Boots ... grossed an estimated $34 million in its opening weekend, the weakest showing for the Dreamworks since 2006's Flushed Away. Part of that weak opening can be attributed to the snowstorm, although it also faced Game 7 of the World Series on Friday night and Halloween parties on both nights, which also may have limited the movie's audience ... After setting an October opening record, Paranormal Activity 3 dropped to second place with $18.5 million, a whopping 65 per cent loss of business from its opening weekend. ...
Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried were paired for Andrew (Gattaca) Niccol's sci-fi thriller In Time, which opened in third place with just $12 million, also weaker than expected. Taking 4th place was Craig Brewer's remake of Footloose (Paramount) with $5.4 million ... The Rum Diary took fifth with just $5 millon."

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