Have a lovely weekend

Things I may or may not do this weekend: 1) Go to Wal-Mart to buy Halloween candy. 2) Experience that unique state of dread known as Wal-Mart Panic ("I want to cry. I want to punch someone in the face. I want to cry.") 3) Finally read Richard Kadrey's Aloha From Hell. 4) Laundry. 5) Shop for new computer. 6) Watch Game Seven. 7) Hope that Game Seven is as epic as Game Six, which I frakking missed because I frakking fell asleep. 8) Try to smuggle another orchid into the house without the sweetie noticing. 9) See Puss in Boots. 10) Figure out if I'm willing to pay crazy scalper prices to see Sting at Massey Hall next week. 11) Make pumpkin costumes for the cats. 12) No, that's not an option. 13) Rake leaves.  14) Drink two bottles of wine. 15) Or three.

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