The saddest birthday ever
Kirk Cameron's friends really know how to throw a party. A terrifyingly grim party that makes you want to cry. To make Kirk Cameron feel better, here is a list of things that are sadder than Kirk Cameron's birthday party: 1) The Rapture hasn't happened yet. 2) Wet, shivering kittens. 3) The woman standing in the doorway has run out of Xanax. 4) Someone's only getting half a sub. 5) The light streaming in from above is not the light of Jesus.
Via Finding Joy.