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Someone's stalking Selena Gomez TMZ: "Justin Bieber's girlfriend Selena Gomez has received a death threat that is so serious ... the LAPD's Threat Management Unit is on the case, and Selena has obtained a restraining order ... this according to court documents. 46-year-old Thomas Brodnicki - a man with a criminal history of stalking - allegedly told his shrink he was going to kill Selena. According to the declarations of Selena and her lawyer, Blair Berk ... Brodnicki told the shrink he traveled from Chicago to L.A. to meet her, visited her workplace at least 3 times and has told people he had conversations with God about killing her.  Selena says she is in "extreme fear," believing he will carry out his death threat against her if he isn't stopped. Selena and her lawyer claim Brodnicki was picked up for mental evaluation last month after he allegedly threatened to "scratch people's eyes out on the street." Brodnicki allegedly made the threats against Gomez during his mental evaluation. According to court docs, LAPD detectives are taking the threats "extremely seriously" because of Brodnicki's history of mental illness and making criminal threats."

So, you're not going to watch Thelma & Louise tonight, then? "The largest Catholic civil rights organization in the United States is lashing out at Susan Sarandon for referring to Pope Benedict as a "Nazi" this weekend - calling the comment, "positively obscene." TMZ spoke with Bill Donohue, President of the Catholic League, who told us, "Susan Sarandon's quip about Pope Benedict XVI being a 'Nazi' bespeaks unparalleled ignorance." Donohue adds, "Joseph Ratzinger (the pope) was conscripted into the Nazi Youth the way every other 14-year-old German boy was at the time. Unlike most others, he not only refused to go to the compulsory meetings -- he actually deserted the Hitler Youth! Which is precisely why Jews today regard him as a friend, not as an enemy." "In short, what Sarandon said is positively obscene."

I wouldn't brag about that being my real story Deadline: "The Hangover Part II is beginning to seem like a litigation magnet. The latest lawsuit was filed last week in federal court in Los Angeles according to Entertainment Weekly. It alleges that filmmakers mimicked a script that aspiring scribe Michael Alan Rubin based on his own marital misadventures in Asia. Plaintiff Rubin claims The Hangover II “is copied from the treatment … and also from the real life incident of the Plaintiff, because the protagonist … travels from the United States to an Asian country to marry his Asian girlfriend.” How did they get his script, you might wonder? Rubin claims his ex-wife gave the filmmakers his story, and furthermore accuses them of defaming him with descriptions of Ed Helms’ character’s drug-fueled antics including sex with a transsexual prostitute. Rubin is representing himself. A previous lawsuit filed by the tattoo artist who designed the ink adorning Mike Tyson was settled, and another filed by a stunt man injured during the making of the film is pending."

Wedding "postponed" "Karina Smirnoff and baseballer beau Brad Penny have called a time out on wedding planning. Nearly a year after announcing their engagement, "the wedding has been postponed," a source close to the Dancing with the Stars pro, 33, tells Us Weekly. "They are still together, but have conflicting schedules," explains the source. Smirnoff and the Detroit Tigers player, 33, went public with their romance in 2009, after she and fellow DWTS pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy called it quits. "I believe a wedding is a celebration of a future together," Smirnoff mused to Us shortly after announcing her news. "It doesn't matter how it's going to be. Whatever we decide it'll be great." For now however, the couple "want to spend more time with one another," the source explains. "Especially while planning their wedding."

Wedding "magical" People: "It may not have been Twilight themed, but Nikki Reed says her wedding to Paul McDonald was pure enchantment. The couple, who tied the knot on Sunday, took to Twitter to share their big news. "Yesterday was the most amazing day of my life ... everything was perfect," McDonald, 26, Tweeted on Monday. "I'm officially a MARRIED MAN! Woohoo!" Reed, 23, echoed her new husband's sentiment, Tweeting, "Yesterday was the most magical day of my life..." The couple exchanged vows at a private ranch in Malibu in front of 100 guests. The Twilight actress and the American Idol contestant met in March at the Red Riding Hood premiere and became engaged in June."