It's story time
When the viking chief Regnar Lodbrog was to meet his future wife Kraka, he gave her a test to see if she was smart enough for him. He told her to be neither clad nor naked, neither fasting nor sated and neither alone nor accompanied. She wrapped herself in a fishnet, bit into an onion and brought her dog. I don't know why I thought of this story just now.
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