Now you can finally own Michael Jackson's death bed

Because that would be delightful and make for a great conversation piece.

TMZ has this: "File this under creepy - You can wake up in the same spot where Michael Jackson didn't ... because his death bed is officially hitting the auction block. The queen-size bed is just one of the many items from the Holmby Hills home where MJ died that will be included in a Julien's Auctions event next month. We're told the bed is still in good shape - but linens have been changed WELL, IN THAT CASE, I WILL HAVE TO WITHDRAW MY BID, since MJ's death. Other items included in the auction are a mirror from Jackson's "inner sanctum - a private bedroom in the home where NO ONE else was allowed to enter. A rep for Julien's says the mirror contains an inspirational message Jackson scribbled on the piece for himself regarding his This Is it concert tour - which says, “TRAIN, perfection, March April. FULL OUT May." The auction is scheduled to take place on Dec. 17."

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Now, if you're lucky enough to become the proud owner of this lovely piece of furniture, you'll of course want to share it with that special someone. But what if he/she is out of town? Here is a solution, adding yuk to the already creep-infused ick:

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[Ariel T]

It's gotten to the point where I can't sleep without my radioactive pillow.