Santa's got a brand-new gun
Still haven't decided on the theme for the family Christmas card? Well, look no further. The good folks at the Scottsdale Gun Club are holding Santa Claus hostage have hired a Santa impersonator and for $10 you can have a wonderful picture taken with him. Pictures like this one, where generations show their love for things that can kill, kill and kill some more. Praise Jesus.
Or this one, where grandma is joining grandpa. She wasn't available for the last one because she was busy making cookies and head wounds.