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Procecutor doesn't understand the Natalie Wood inquiry TMZ: "Sources in the L.A. County District Attorney's Office are scratching their heads over the Natalie Wood death investigation, because they say there's no way the D.A. is going to prosecute Robert Wagner or anyone else. Although the L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. says Robert Wagner is not a suspect, it's pretty clear - as the last person to see Natalie Wood alive - he's the target of the probe. Under California law, even if Wagner accidentally pushed Natalie into the dark water ... the most he could be charged with is involuntary manslaughter. But here's the problem - there's a statute of limitations of 3 years for that crime, so prosecutors would have had to file charges 27 years ago. Ditto voluntary manslaughter, which has a statute of limitations of 3 years. The only crime for which anyone could be prosecuted is first degree murder, because there's no statute of limitations. Remember, there are no possible witnesses other than Robert Wagner.  Short of a bizarre confession, D.A. sources say there's no chance of a prosecution.  BTW, there's a 6-year statute of limitations on second degree murder. As for why the Sheriff is investigating the death ... one D.A. source said, "It's an exercise in futility.  I just don't get it."

That's a terrible idea, J.Lo "Guess Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony aren't such bitter exes after all. Filming their talent competition Q'Viva! The Chosen in Puerto Rico Nov. 8, the former couple hooked up, an insider tells Us Weekly. Anthony, 43, was spotted picking up Lopez, 42, at the airport - and "Marc never stayed in his hotel room," the source says. And the twosome, who put a fork in their seven-year marriage this past July, are destined to hook up again, pals say. Although Lopez is casually dating backup dancer Casper Smart, one friend predicts she and Anthony (father to her twins Emme and Max, 3) will be intimate again in December while shooting Q'Viva! "It's inevitable," the friend says. Marc has this hold over her." The split, says the friend has been an "emotional roller coaster" for the superstar. But another pal cautions that an actual reconciliation is not in the cards. "They may sleep together, but they're over!"

Smarty-pants spawn Daily Mail: "Ronan Farrow, the biological son of Mia Farrow and Woody Allen, was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship, distinguishing him as one of the country's brightest thinkers. But given their estranged relationship, it is unlikely that Woody will be celebrating along with him.
Ronan, 23, and Woody, 75, had a very public falling out when Woody began a romantic relationship with Mia's adopted daughter Soon-Yi Previn, 34 years his junior. 'He's my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression,' Ronan has said. 'I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent... I lived with all these adopted children, so they are my family. To say Soon-Yi was not my sister is an insult to all adopted children,' Ronan said of the relationship."

More Grimm Deadline: "Following a 2-script pickup last week, NBC has given new drama series Grimm a full-season pickup with a Back 9 order. The move comes after the rookie posted a 1.6 adult 18-49 rating this past Friday, even with the previous week to stop the show’s post-premiere slide. Additionally, NBC, which opted to keep Grimm in its original low-trafficked Friday 9 PM slot on the recently released midseason schedule, is giving the fairytale procedural a tryout in the Thursday 10 PM slot. A new Grimm episode will air on Thursday Dec. 8, followed by another original in the series’ regular Friday 9 PM berth the following night. “This series is turning the traditional procedural drama on its head and is attracting a loyal following for us on Friday nights,” NBC chairman Bob Greenblatt said. “We love where it’s going creatively and we’re excited to deliver more episodes to our audience.” 

No, Katy Perry isn't pregnant Us: "Call off the Katy Perry bump watch! Although Russell Brand's 27-year-old wife says she wants kids someday, she's not pregnant yet! "I still love drinking alcohol, so [no kids] yet," Perry told The Insider at the American Music Awards on Sunday. "I like In-N-Out Burger and Taco Bell, and if you want to make that pregnant, that's your problem." At a recent concert in NYC, the "Firework" singer told fans any bump they thought they saw wasn't an indicator that she was pregnant; she'd just indulged in too much "NYC pizza!"