Advent Calendar: December 16
Here is SNL's Christmas card, which may be the greatest Christmas card ever. (It's that thing where you wear boots made from stuffing while you cook a frozen turkey over a gin-powered bunsen burner and throw heart-shaped glitter at midgets wearing Santa hats. And, BTW, Toronto's hottest Christmas club is VIXZZEN. It has Santa's wife in rubber suit, dead frogs, floors covered in melted candy-cane ice cream, hourly fire alarms, Crazy Billy, Smurf burgers and bartenders with Baby Jesus implants.)


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