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December 02, 2011

All I want for Christmas is for this to stop

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through this music video Justin Bieber's voice was breaking while Mariah Carey put on her most favourite 20-year-old naughty-girl-elf-as-interpreted-by-Playboy-Magazine outfit and started dancing like a surly, creepy child bride. Meanwhile, a flock of teenage boys randomly threw expensive Macy's Christmas presents in their shopping carts and Justin attempted to throw a sexy look at Mariah while secretly hoping that someone would help him get rid of that flannel-pajamas-meets-Danier-Leather outfit and stop shoving Nintendos in his face.

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