And now a message from Kim Kardashian's spokeperson

I took a little tiny break from the Kardashian idiocy craziness vapidity stupidness thing, but now I learn that Kim is upset and I can't ignore that. People has this heart-wrenching story:

"Kris Humphries's filing for an annulment has shaken up Kim Kardashian, even though she had considered doing the same thing, a source tells People. THAT'S JUST LIKE THE TIME WHEN PARIS HILTON WORE A HAT AND KIM WAS ALL LIKE, 'THAT SUCKS YOU SKANK' EVEN THOUGH KIM HAD BEEN PLANNING TO WEAR A HAT THE NEXT DAY "The filing is, of course, upsetting," says the source, who is close to the reality starlet. "She respects Kris and just wants them both to find peace and move on. ... Kim doesn't want a battle." WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE MAMA KARDASHIAN JUST COPYRIGHTED THE PHRASES, 'WEAPONS OF MASS-KARSTRUCTION,' ULTIMATE FIGHTING: KARTAGON' AND 'BATTLESTAR KARLACTICA The NBA player went to court Wednesday with a request to annul their 72-day marriage on the grounds of fraud. If granted, it would be legally tantamount to the elaborate, filmed-for-TV wedding having never taken place. AND, THUS, THE ERA OF TIME TRAVEL WILL BE INAUGURATED. NOT THROUGH SCIENCE, BUT THROUGH REALITY TV. IT'S A PROUD MOMENT FOR HUMANITY Kardashian originally had looked into filing an annulment, says the source, but opted instead for a divorce petition because she was told it would be too difficult to prove the grounds for an annulment in court. "Kim is sad how things ended up," says the source. "The split was a devastating decision from the beginning."

As usual the Taiwanese animators have it all figured out: