Gwyneth's GOOP - now there's an app for that

Yay! Yule come early. Now I will no longer have to travel under the constant threat of ending up inadvertently visiting an uncool location or buying something I didn't know was hideous. It ruins one's entire vacation when one ends up somewhere un-trendy and has to mingle with the un-organic proletariat with their split ends and their wrong dogs and their size 8 pants and their boots from last year. As always, Gwyneth to the rescue.

Surprise! This week, goop arrives on a Tuesday.
I have always dreamed of finding a city guide that would be just right for me, like a trusted friend whose opinion you knew you could count on. After years of being steered in the wrong direction by bribed concierges, biased opinions and just plain bad suggestions, I decided to create what I had been missing: The goop City Guide! We begin with New York City and you can expect many more over the coming months. This app will be your resource for the tried and tested of the best and coolest of Manhattan (and Brooklyn, and a bit of Queens, the Bronx and New Jersey). After a lot of careful curation and hard work, our first ever app (that will update from time to time with the freshest, most cutting-edge info) is ready for purchase on the App Store!
Love,
gp

Or perhaps I'll just continue getting my advice here: