The world deserves to end
If you've been busy with boring bleep like family and togetherness and homemade cookies for the past few days, you may not have seen the compilations of tweet from kids upset over not getting iPhones and cars for Christmas. Fortunately, Jonathan Mann wrote a song. WARNING: THERE ARE A LOT OF VERY BAD, BAD WORDS IN THIS VIDEO. A LOT. YOU'LL HEAR THEM. YOU'LL READ THEM. THEY'LL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE HUNTING DOWN THE TWEETERS AND FORCING THEM TO EAT AN IPHONE WHILE BEING SLOWLY LOWERED DOWN INTO A BARREL OF ROTTING RATS. JUST SAYING. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PROFANITY AND HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PEOPLE, DON'T WATCH THIS. And, just for the record, I didn't get an iPhone either. Or a puppy. Wanna know what I got? I got to go to Home Depot and buy a new oven on Boxing Day. And, although it's a very nice oven, it sure ain't no iPhone.