Best email ever
As you're well aware, my email usually fall into these categories: A) People who want to sell me something. B) People who want to buy something I've never heard of. C) Hate. But I just received a wonderful and very different mail with the opportunity to change my life and I just couldn't wait to share:
Google Incorporation. [designa@cable.net.co] GOOGLE WINNING NOTIFICATION.
We wish to congratulate you once again on this note, for being part of our lucky winners selected this year. This promotion was set-up to encourage the active use of the Google search engine and the Google ancillary services. Hence we do believe with your winning prize, you will continue to be active and patronage to this company. Google is now the world leading search engine worldwide, and in an effort to sure that it remains the most widely used search engine, an online e-mail balloting was carried out without your knowledge and it was officially released today. We wish to formally announced to you that your email address was attached the sum of 450,000.00 {Four Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great British Pounds Sterling's}. WOW. JUST WOW. I’M SO EXCITED I MAY HAVE JUST SOILED MY UNDERGARMENTS. THIS WAS SO UNEXPECTED. I DON’T EVEN CARE THAT I WAS ENTERED INTO A CONTEST WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE. I’M JUST HAPPY IT WASN’T THE "WHO GETS EATEN BY A SHARK THIS WEEK" LOTTERY.
We also wish to inform you that you have successfully passed the requirements, statutory obligations, verifications and our satisfactory report test conducted for all our online winners. A winning Cheque will be issued in your name by Google Promotion Award Team, and also a certificate of prize claims will be sent along side your winning Cheque. These are your award details. Security Code Number: GOOGLE/7484/GOOGLE Ticket No: GOOGLE/8936/7374 Winning Number: GOOGLE/9743/333/2011
Information's required from you are part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. OF COURSE. MAKES PERFECT SENSE. THE WORLD IS FULL OF SCAMMERS. I SPIT ON THEM To claim your won prize, please contact our Foreign Transfer Manager MR. BRIAN ROBINSON neatly filling the verification and fund release form below.
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM.
(1) Your contact address. THE ROSELAWN HOME FOR SPECIAL CHILDREN
(2) Your Tel/Fax numbers. 555-555-5555555 and 5555-55-55555
(3) Your Nationality/Country. I’M ORIGINALLY FROM GLAZHOR-5
(4) Your Full Name. MALENE (NOT MARLENE, MOLLENE, MAYLEEN OR MR. ARPREE)
(5) Sex. NOT UNLESS YOU BUY ME DINNER
(6) Occupation. COUNTING GEKKOS FOR THE CORPORATION
(7) Age. NOT AS OLD AS YOUR MOTHER
(8) Ever won an online lottery ? NO, BUT I ONCE ATE A KILO OF ICECREAM WITHOUT VOMITING
Mode of Prize Remittance.
(1) Courier Delivery Of your Certified Winning Cheque Name and other Winning IS THE COURIER CUTE?
Documents safely to you.
(2) Bank Transfer of your Winning to your account. ONLY IF IT MEANS I GET TO GIVE YOU ALL MY BANKING INFORMATION
You are advised to contact your Foreign Transfer Manager MR. BRIAN ROBINSON with his private email details below to avoid unnecessary delay and complications:
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FOREIGN CLAIMS MANAGER MR. BRIAN ROBINSON. GOOGLE VALIDATION DEPARTMENT (UK). E-mail: google.unit@blumail.org
I FOUND IT A BIT STRANGE THAT HE DOESN’T USE GMAIL. BUT AFTER THINKING IT OVER AND SOAKING MY HANDS IN GIN, I THINK I UNDERSTAND THAT IT’S TO FOOL THOSE WHO ARE OUT TO CHEAT YOUR HONOURED ORGANISATION. THAT’S SOME GOOD THINKING RIGHT THERE.
The Google Promotion Award Team has discovered a huge number of double claims due to winners informing close friends relatives and third parties about their winnings and also sharing their identification numbers. ISN’T IT JUST DISCOURAGING THE WAY EVERYBODY WANTS TO COMMIT FRAUD? I KNOW THAT ONE SHOULD NEVER TRUST ONE’S FAMILY, BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THIRD PARTIES COULD BE TRUSTED. I THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS PROBLEM TO MY ATTENTION. As a result of this, these friends try to claim the lottery on behalf of the real winners. The google promotion award committee has reached a decision from the headquarters at the United Kingdom that any double claim discovered by the Lottery Board will result to the disqualification of the winners lottery. So you are hereby strongly advised once more to keep your winnings strictly confidential until you claim your prize. YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
Congratulations from the Staffs & Members of the Google interactive Lottery Board Commission.
Yours Sincerely, DR. MARIA BAKER. GOOGLE ZONAL CORDINATOR LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.
It's not just pounds sterling, it's "Great British Pounds Sterling's". That's how you know it's a real thing that's real.
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