Miley Cyrus likes ... erm ... cake
So, Miley's boyfriend Liam Hemsworth was celebrating a birthday and someone got him a cake with a ... how to put this politely ... depiction of the male genitalia. And, guess what! Miley - who still hasn't learned that one of her friends is always ready to sell a snapshot or two to TMZ - did something naughty to the cake.
In the interest of all that is good and decent in the world, as well as keeping in mind that it's still morning and no one needs to see that kind of thing before 2pm (1:30pm at the earliest), I will leave it up to you to troll around for the uncensored pictures.