O.J. Simpson is probably not Khloe Kardashian's dad
So, the cover story of the National Enquirer this week is one of those, "A 'source' who once saw a picture of O.J. claims that the voices in his toaster told him that O.J. once claimed to 'pals' and 'insiders' that he fathered Khloe." Not so, according to that other paragon of truth-telling and virtue, The Daily Mail:
"A source close to the Kardashians was quick to dismiss the allegations, telling MailOnline today: 'This is ridiculous and laughable,'Kris Jenner brushed off the allegations on her Twitter page posting: 'Thanks for all your love and support today dolls! Wow some of the stories out there today are either fabricated, or SO 24 years ago!! LOVE U.'"
And Us has this: "It's a good thing Kim Kardashian reads her own press: how else would she dispel ridiculous rumors about her family? The 31-year-old E! reality star made fun of National Enquirer's recent cover story claiming her younger sister Khloe, 27, is the love child of O.J. Simpson, 64, and their mom Kris Jenner, 56. (Their father, the late Robert Kardashian, was part of Simpson's legal team; Jenner was one of Nicole Brown Simpson's best friends before her unsolved THAT'S FUNNY June 1994 murder.) "Now we have all the answers! It makes sense now!" Kim, who is of Armenian descent, joked on Twitter Wednesday. "Khloe, you are so tan."