The Star Wars burgers do not look appetizing
There are many reasons it's a good idea to go to France, but eating Star Wars burgers at a fast-food chain called Quick does not appear to be one of them. At first glance you may think that the "Dark Vador" burger is the grossest. But then you take a closer look at the Jedi version and you ask yourself: What is that white stuff on top of the patty? Teeth? Cubed horseraddish? Turnip? Gum? Marshmallows? Weird gelatinous cheese? Brains? The last bits of Anakin's innocense? The dried tears of French chefs?
The Dark Burger just seems boring: