Jennifer Lopez on the cover of V Magazine

Just in case you weren't aware that J.Lo has a crotch, the V, the hand and the big boy boxing pants sure do a nice job reminding you.

According to Us, "Lopez requested to wear men's groin protectors for the pictorial, shot by Mario Testino. "I thought it was more graphic," the American Idol judge says. "It did make me feel tougher."

Best leap day response ever. Today

Via The Daily What.

Game of Thrones: a very dire-wolfish poster

The Avengers: the new trailer

May just have peed my pants a tiny bit.

BUT WAIT! HERE'S A BONUS SILENT VERSION:

If you think your existence sucks ...

... then this music video from Gotye is for you. It won't cheer you up, I promise.

Brangelina's imaginary wedding on hold because son asked about Jennifer. Allegedly

This is the best story ever. At least until we see the covers of this week's other tabloids. According to the tiny, pocket-sized spies that OK! has living inside all the Pitt-Jolie mansions, we now know that all the plans for the 100 per cent real wedding have been scrapped. And it's because Maddox asked who Jennifer is. Obviously, Angie and Brad's plans to keep their children completely insulated from the outside world until they reach the age of 25 did not work. On the upside, now Brad can cut off his greasy hair, seeing as he won't be needing to put any flowers in it.

"After more than six years and six children together, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had finally decided to get married — but then disaster struck, threatening to put the wedding permanently on hold. It began innocently, when Maddox came across an article about Jennifer Aniston. Curious, the couple's eldest son, 10, asked his dad who she was — and Brad told him. "Brad didn't realize that Angie was home, and so he basically just told Maddox the truth: that Jennifer was a woman he loved very much and was once married to," says the source. "But that's when Angelina walked in." TABLOIDS AND SOAP OPERAS ARE REALLY BIG ON SOMEONE WALKING IN ON SOMEONE ELSE'S CONVERSATION. IT ALWAYS LEADS TO DISASTER. NO ONE EVER WALKS IN ON SOMEONE COMPOSING A POEM ABOUT THEM OR ORDERING THEM ROSES OR PUTTING A BOW ON A PUPPY. The actress, 36, was livid with Brad, 48, for a number of reasons. "Brad thought he had taken all necessary precautions and never suspected the kids would learn about his past by coming across a story about Jennifer," says the insider."

BONUS: I suppose it's possible you still may be interested in THE LEG:

 

Casa di mi Padre: loooong featurette

This movie may turn out to be a hard sell. Which probably caused this nice, unhurried featurette which works very hard to explain what is going on. Warning: a few mild swears.

Twilight: The video game

New trailer for Safe

Jason Statham is clearly the best babysitter ever.

Kate Upton sells hamburgers

I'm not sure that this half-naked swimsuit model writhing about in a car with melted cheese in her hand makes me want to buy a burger. Yes, I know I'm not a member of the target audience and that, as a woman, my opinion matters none, but I will still say that it all just seems terribly unhygienic. One does not put one's hand where she's putting her hand if one's just been holding a discount burger. It's rule number 72.