Billy Bob Thornton to make film inspired by marriage to Angelina Jolie

Well, if that isn't just a lovely Valentine's Day piece of news for Angelina. Her ex Billy Bob Thornton is, according to Vulture, planning "an "ethereal" story about a man on a road trip who picks up a wild woman." The film will be called And then we Drove. (Damn. That would have been such a good name for a Drive sequel).

No word on whether the inhabitants of the car will be wearing vials of each other's blood and get matching tattoos. Or whether the soundtrack will feature Katy Perry's new, cheerful "Bleep You Ex-spouse Song."

But wait, according to The Telegraph, Billy Bob told the press at the Berlin film festival that, "When people split up, people like to make up stories about how they are against each other. Well, this was never true, it never has been and never will be, and I'll love her until the end of my life and she'll love me - as friends." Maybe the movie will be full of wistful longing and creepy references to the since-removed Billy Bob tattoo.