Paris Hilton's spoken word video is the worst thing ever. Today
Let's bear in mind that Paris is 30 years old ...
While it's somewhat difficult to hear what's being said while one's ears are bleeding, I did manage to catch this snippet: "I get a text from my best friend/ She's upstairs getting bottle service/ She's like, this guy wants you to wet your lips with this bottle/ he wants me to bring more girls up/ Like I'm some kind of pimp."
WARNING: Apart from everything else, there is also a bit of swearing.