Angelina and Brad are getting married: 586th unreliable report
Here we go again. It wouldn't be Wednesday if there wasn't a tabloid cover claiming to have all the "official details" "exclusively" obtained through magic and pixie dust. OK! has this vague (although it does contain the words "fairly soon"), non-fact-containing opus:
"After a frosty two weeks following a bitter argument, the tension between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt has finally broken — and the couple are once again planning to marry before the arrival of their twin boys. "They had an amazing time Oscar weekend," says a confidante, who adds, "since then, they've been madly in love." On March 3, it was a happy domestic scene once again as the pair of A-listers were spotted in L.A. while going through a McDonald's drive-through with their kids. Brad, 48, who was driving, paid and passed lunch to a smiling Angelina, 36, to distribute to the kids seated in the rear of their vehicle. It's a good sign that they're going through with the nuptials. "The wedding was totally off: They were having so many arguments, but they've finally managed to bury their differences," explains the confidante, adding, "Angie is expecting twins this fall, so it is making them feel a time crunch. They decided they'd both like to welcome their twin boys to the world as man and wife, which means the wedding has to happen fairly soon. They've both realized how much they want to be together."