Gwyneth vs. Kate Moss: best fake story ever
Well, maybe it's true. I have no way of knowing, seeing as I wasn't at Sir Philip Green's birthday party. (I went last year and accidentally used the salad for to scratch my ass. Which properly explains why I didn't get an invite this year). But it doesn't matter if it's true. It's awesome if it's fake. It's awesome if this indeed did happen. Win-win.
The UK Sun has this: "Kate Moss lives her life like she's still at school – ruling her gang of mates with a fag in her hand. But every now and then someone steps up and challenges her super-cool authority, like good old Gwyneth Paltrow. The Hollywood actress put Kate in her place in spectacular fashion at Sir Philip Green's 60th birthday party in Mexico during a bit of verbal sparring on the beach. And the put-down was straight out of a comedian's top drawer. A source said: "Gwyneth had gone for a jog on the beach before the big birthday bash. Kate was out for a walk, eating crisps, when Gwyneth ran past. "Kate said, 'Oi, what you out jogging for?' Gwyneth fired back, 'So I don't look like you when I get old'. Kate was speechless for a second then spat back and threw some crisps at her. She said, 'Why don't you eat some f****** carbs!' "The spat was the talk of the dinner. Everyone was having a giggle about it."
I think Captain Picard is the only one who can properly express what we're all feeling right now.
(Sorry, but I don't know where the gif is from).
UPDATE: Yes, it's indeed fake. Or is it? Anyone can say that anything is fake. The Daily Mail has this: "Gwyneth's spokesperson told the Mail Online: 'There was no such fight. This is a fabrication.'