Three Stooges trailer

Nicest twitchy monsters ever. Today

These twitchy monsters are by an artist named Dain Fagerholm. You may get car sick if you look at them for too long. So don't do that. Via io9. And here is more about the method used.

Mickey Mouse looks his age

Artist Darick Maasen wanted to know what Mickey would look like if Mickey looked his age. This is the result. Maasen writes: "Mickey was ‘born’ 83 years ago (November 18, 1928), and I wanted to explore how he may have aged. BIG thanks to Kosart Effects Studios where I recently took a mask-making class unlocking a whole new set of possibilities for my art." Darick's Facebook is here.

Tim Tebowie is back

Can I just say that my love for Jimmy Fallon knows no bounds? Thanks.

Jennifer Lopez gets married?

Probably not. But that's not stopping Star Magazine from running his cover and making all the other tabloids envious. Reese Witherspoon pregnant? Is that all you got, Us Weekly? Unfortunately, I don't know anything about the actual story, so perhaps it's about how J.Lo is starring in a delightful romantic comedy called Married in Mexico.

Also, I'm really more interest in why Angie stormed out on Brad. It's been a while since either of them have stormed out, so I'm glad to see they're finally getting back to the routine of storming out.

Cover via Celebrity Chatta.

Ray J has Whitney Houston sex tapes: Unreliable tabloid report

I guess the mourning period is over for real. And those stories about Whitney's daughter being all girlfriendey with her sort-of adopted brother were just a fauxcesty warm-up to the main course: Sexy-time videos. And lots of them. Radaronline has this:

"Ray J is sitting on “a ton of sexually explicit photos and videos” THAT'S GOTTA HURT starring he THAT WOULD BE 'HIM', BUT LET'S NOT NITPICK and the late Whitney Houston, an insider exclusively tells this week’s edition of Star. The Houston family has “been in contact with Ray and told him they do not want any photos or videos painting her in a bad light to come out,” the source said, adding the famous family “explained to Ray that now is the time to honor Whitney, not drag her legacy down.” STAR MAGAZINE DID NOT GET CC'D ON THAT MEMO. TOO BAD, WHITNEY'S FAMILY. The insider said the younger brother of singer Brandy has “been stalling” to sell, or hand them over, them to Whitney’s family “because he knows he’s sitting on a gold mine.” THAT'S ALSO GOTTA HURT. PERHAPS IF RAY J STOPPED SITTING IN UNCOMFORTABLE PLACES LEADING TO CHRONIC PAIN, HE WOULDN'T FEEL THE ODD NEED TO FILM HIMSELF COPULATING. The late Houston “adored” Ray J, the insider said of the the hip-hop hunk, whose name is synonymous with his 2007 sex tape with Kim Kardashian. The late singer, who dated the 31-year-old stud on and off in her final years, “loved doting on him and would have done anything he asked - including making a sex tape,” the insider said."

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It's a bunny licker!

There's a slight possibility I may have posted this video before. It's not exactly new. But it's floating around again and if you haven't seen it, you should. And so should your bunny. And, in kinda unrelated - though not entirely - matters: I'm still bleeping upset that they stopped making the dark chocolate mini eggs. I don't eat milk chocolate. It's just too awful and kinda not chocolate at all. But I still like the crunch. Via Neatorama.

This just in: Bonus bunny:

Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome

This was shown at WonderCon last week and even though there's no date of any kind for a premiere it's ... OMG! I CAN'T STAND IT! THE FIRST CYLON WARS! I WANT TO WATCH NOW! I'M GOING TO THROW A LEVEL 9 TANTRUM. I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS. IT'S TOO MUCH ... still very interesting. Via The Daily What.

We can dream

Via Buzzfeed.

Madonna's new video for 'Girl Gone Wild'

I'm sorry. It is a bit early in the day for Madonna making out with a wall. It is, however, never too early for half-naked skinny boys in high heels eating apples and guns. So it all works out.