Snooki's spawn gets a tabloid cover
If you're excited about Snooki, babies, extreme air-brushing, paid interviews and unbelievably ugly necklaces, this week's cover of Us is for you. I'm interested in none of those things. I REALLY want to know about Rob's secret texts to Katy, though. Damn you, Rob. Why do want to make your vampire wife cry?
"Time to fist-pump for a little guido or guidette-to-be! After weeks of rumors, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly that she is 15 weeks pregnant - and engaged to the father, beau of one and a half years Jionni LaValle. And the Jersey Shore star and LaValle, both 24, know just what detractors are thinking, they tell Us. "I have different priorities now," reformed party girl Snooki says. "I don't care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I'm ready and he's ready." Adds LaValle: "We are not going to screw this up." The once pouf-haired star and LaValle discovered the news "right after New Year's," she said. Snooki's first thought? "'S--t, I've been drinking!' I was worried. It was New Year's Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy." she admits."
And then there's this: