Angelina Jolie attacked - again - by Chelsea Handler

I think it's admirable how Chelsea Handler keeps saying bad things about Angelina Jolie so that Chelsea's bestie, Jennifer Aniston, doesn't have to do it herself and soil her super-good-girl image. That's a great lieutenant right there.

Radaronline has this: "Chelsea Handler has once again lashed out at Angelina Jolie saying that the mother-of-six would not be a good friend to have. When asked in the latest issue of More magazine who would be the opposite of a girl’s girl, the late night chat show host was definite in her answer. “Probably Angelina Jolie,” Chelsea said. “She doesn’t strike me as someone I would have a close friendship with. You just know as a woman, when you see another woman, if that’s a woman you can trust.” RIGHT NOW ANGELINA IS CRYING LIKE AN ANGRY BABY. SHE WAS HOPING THAT HER EMPTY LIFE COULD SOMEHOW BE MADE BETTER IF ONLY CHELSEA WOULD BE HER FRIEND. ALAS, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH HER SIX CHILDREN, BRAD PITT, UNTOLD RICHES, HER NEW ENGAGEMENT RING AND HER RECENT PROMOTION TO SPECIAL ENVOY TO THE U.N. IT'S AN EMPTY, EMPTY EXISTENCE. Chelsea and Jennifer Aniston are now very close friends and she has refused to back down on calling Jolie a “home wrecker” for getting together with Brad Pitt while he was still married to Jen. The blonde funny girl also spoke about being “madly in love” with hotel magnate André Balazs. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT. SAYS SOME OTHER MEAN THING. They split up last year but rekindled their romance in February. “My boyfriend, André… We just got back together literally yesterday,” she revealed. “We had dated for nine months, a long-distance relationship with all the stresses and traveling and running around. It wasn’t a real life; we weren’t living together. “So, André came to me yesterday and said, ‘I think we have to try to make this work again.’ And I agreed because we’re still madly in love."

And, apropos of nothing, what have we here? Why, it's Angelina Jolie spending her weekend in Equador meeting with Columbian refugees. Let's hope none of them tried to make friends with her. She has a knife in her rubber boots, just in case. (REUTERS/UNHCR/JTanner/Handout)