Apart from that, how was your weekend?

... brought to you by my interminable ramblings about things I did on my vacation and a series of pictures that couldn't possibly interest anyone except my friends and family (and even they don't really care) and a list of things I ate and ... OMG! What did Renee Zellweger do to her face?

True love waits "Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been dating for roughly two weeks, but it's a relationship 8 years in the making ... TMZ has learned. According to our sources, the two have been friends since 2004 - and have flirted on-and-off - but the timing was never right to pursue a relationship ... until now. We're told both sides always felt a spark, but they NEVER acted inappropriately while Kanye was with Amber Rose ... or while Kim was with Kris Humphries. In fact, we're told Kim was recently kicking around the idea of reconciling with Reggie Bush ... but after hanging out with him in Miami a few weeks ago, decided the two weren't compatible anymore. Kim finally reconnected with Kanye in Paris when she attended his fashion show ... and shortly after that, both sides decided to "give dating a shot." And so far, we're told Kim has been super-impressed with the rapper ... who pulled one hell of a surprise when they hit up FAO Schwarz in NYC a few days ago. Sources say Kanye made some calls and had an entire floor of the toy store roped off so they could get a private lesson from a guy who taught them how to play "Chopsticks" on the over-sized piano featured in the movie "Big."

Yes, that's not weird at all Us: "Jason Trawick will soon become Britney Spears' husband and now he hopes to also take on a legal role in her life as well. E! News reports that Trawick, 40, has filed papers to petition to be added by a California court as one of the singer's conservators. If his petition is approved, Trawick - who began dating Spears, 30, in 2009 - will have control over her well-being, while her father, Jamie, will retain full control over her finances. Jamie Spears has held legal control over his songbird daughter and her millions since 2008."

Nicole Kidman to play Grace Kelly? Coming Soon: "The project officially announced earlier this year after appearing on the 2011 "Black List" of unproduced screenplays, the Grace Kelly biopic, Grace of Monaco, may have found its leading lady in Nicole Kidman. Variety has word that the actress is in discussions to headline the Olivier Dahan film. Written by Arash Amel, Grace of Monaco was listed with the following logline: Grace Kelly, age 33 and having given up her acting career to focus on being a full time princess, uses her political maneuvering behind the scenes to save Monaco while French Leader Charles de Gaulle and Monaco’s Prince Rainier III are at odds over the princi¬pality’s standing as a tax haven."

Splitsville "Nearly three months after announcing their separation following almost seven years of marriage, Heidi Klum has made it official and filed for divorce from Seal, People has learned. A petition, which lists irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split, was filed Friday afternoon in Los Angeles Superior Court, People confirms. Klum is seeking joint legal custody, but primary physical custody of their four children – Leni, 7½, Henry, 6½, Johan, 5, and Lou, 2 – with visitation rights for Seal. The model is also requesting to have her maiden name restored. She legally changed it to Seal's last name, Samuel, though professionally she continued to use Klum."

PS: And I know that Easter is over - or is it? I never know how that works - but that shall not stop me from posting this. Yet again.