Jennifer Aniston scouting wedding locations. Allegedly

Now that Angelina and Brad are engaged, this is going to be the summer of the hasty nuptials as Jennifer goes all out making sure she gets married before Angelina. It would be kinda fun working for a tabloid just for a couple of months ... I caould write headlines, such as "Canape caper: Jen steals Angie's caterer," "Who sewed a 'size 12' tag in Jen's dress?" and "Angie and Jen in tears: no one will pay $10 million for wedding photos." 

TMZ has these rock solid facts (not brought to you by the savvy PR person employed by the Elounda Beach Hotel): Jennifer Aniston and boyfriend Justin Theroux are planning a wedding thousands of miles away from Hollywood ... TMZ has learned. Sources connected with the Elounda Beach Hotel in Crete (where Aniston's dad was born, located about 230 miles south of Greece) tell TMZ ... Aniston was there recently, scoping the place out. Our sources say Aniston mentioned a July wedding.The hotel website boasts a wedding package that includes:
- A dedicated consultant
- Legal, License Paperwork Requirements
- Civil or Religious Ceremony outside of the Hotel’s Church
- Bridal Bouquet, Groom's Boutonniere, decoration of the club car
- Bottle of champagne & Greek Wedding Sweets after the ceremony for the bride & groom
You get all that, plus a series of other complimentary services, for about $2,300. Aniston made that for roughly 2 seconds of work on "Friends." BTW, one of the hotel big wigs says Aniston hasn't settled on his hotel for the nuptials ... as he put it, "She has connections on the other side of the island as well."