Saw-themed cruise doesn't seem like a very good idea

Hey, honey! Guess what! I bought us ticket to a cruise. Yes, we're going to take a wonderful trip and see beautiful vistas and meet interesting people. And celebrate our great appreciation of torture porn. It will be wonderful. And also full of sharp, sharp things. No, of course this is not some weird way for the producers of the Saw franchise to entice unsuspecting people onto a ship so that they can make their next movie using non-actors and "found footage." Stop being so suspicious of everything I do!

/Film has this promo blurb: "Let’s play a game…onboard the beautiful and luxurious Carnival Glory! If you’re a Fan of the “SAW” movies, you don’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cruise with your favorite “SAW” Celebrities. This amazing (5) night cruise departs from New York City and travels to the most beautiful points in Canada (the last six “SAW” movies were filmed in Canada). Your onboard meals are included. Each cabin will also receive a $50 Carnival Credit. During this amazing cruise, you will be able to party with the “SAW” Stars and meet other fans who love “SAW” just like you! You will attend fantastic pool and dance parties, question and answer Sessions and many special events. You can also get autographs from the “SAW” stars, take FREE individual photos with the “SAW” stars, attend FREE movie screenings, and much, much more."