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Look out, alleged false accuser "Lindsay Lohan and her attorney, Shawn Holley, will go to the West Hollywood Sheriff's substation and ask detectives to investigate the woman accusing Lindsay of battering her - investigate her for filing a false police report. TMZ broke the story, the woman claims Lindsay pushed and shoved her at the Standard Hotel Thursday night.  Two days later she went to the Sheriff's Department and deputies took an incident report. But Lindsay insists she was at home Thursday night watching "Homeland."  What's more ... there is not a single photo of Lindsay inside or outside the Standard Hotel on Thursday night, and that is highly suspicious. Filing a false police report is a crime in California, punishable by  6 months in jail. Holley tells TMZ, "If it's true that someone made false accusations against Ms. Lohan and reported those false claims to police, we will take appropriate action - which includes seeking the prosecution of that individual."

Amanda Bynes not drunk, her dad claims "Amanda Bynes's dad is standing by his daughter, following her DUI arrest on Friday. "She was not drunk," Rick Bynes tells People. "I was told that she blew a zero on the Breathalyzer. She didn't have a single drink that night. My daughter doesn't drink." Rick Bynes claims the the cop who arrested Amanda, 26, was at fault for pulling out in front of the actress as she was turning at the West Hollywood intersection where she was cited. Rick adamantly says his daughter was not impaired, explaining that she was arrested because "she was upset and very emotional." Adding that Amanda was released with no bail, Rick went on to say, "She is a good girl. She just chooses not to work, and because of that, people go after her."

Aniston and Sudeikis are The Millers Coming Soon: "The Horrible Bosses pair of Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis could be playing the leading roles in the New Line Comedy We're the Millers, Deadline reports. They say that Sudeikis is close to signing on with Aniston currently eyeing the project. The film, from Wedding Crashers screenwriters Bob Fisher and Steve Faber and Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story director Rawson Thurber, tells the story of a team of criminals that pose as an average American family in order to smuggle marijuana across the country in an RV."

Fun with break-ups "Melissa Etheridge's ex-GF Tammy Lynn Michaels claims she's barely scraping by on the $23,000 a month Melissa currently pays her in partner and child support - and now, she wants a massive raise ... this according to new court docs obtained by TMZ ... Tammy - a former actress - also claims she has "virtually no savings" and would need "extensive retraining" if she were to rejoin the workforce. Tammy claims Melissa is also brainwashing the kids - training them to be emotionally distant and rude to Tammy ... and now they won't even give her a hug. Tammy also accuses Melissa of cursing around the children - including one instance ... when she told Tammy to "get the f**k off my back" in front of the kids. According to Tammy, Melissa also refuses to let the kids get vaccinated. As for the reason behind the mudslinging - Tammy and Melissa are headed into a settlement conference in May to determine support and custody issues ... so it's important for Tammy to demonstrate she's the better mom. On top of increased support, Tammy also wants Melissa to pay her $120,000 legal bill. Calls to Melissa were not returned."