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April 10, 2012

Your new best zombie survival tool

Surrounded by zombies? Unsure where to go? Wondering if you should have stocked up on ammunition instead of collecting sea shells and vintage teddy bears, you idiot? Supposing the internet hasn't been eaten by the undead, head to Map of the Dead where you can find resources available in your neighbourhood.

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Caveat: I'm a little concerned that The Centennial Infant and Child Centre on Yonge Street is listed as a military installation. You don't want to think you've finally made it to a place where automatic weapons are readily available, only to be met be a horde of drooling baby zombies. They're the worst. While you're busy considering the moral implications of killing a sort-of-baby, five others have climbed up to your head and started snacking.

And, btw, I don't live on Bay Street. That address just came up when I searched for Toronto. I live in an unnamed location. Underground. Surrounded by barbed wire and zombie-proof attack dogs.

 

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