Brad Pitt secretly writes love letters to another woman. Allegedly

Of course he does. It's a natural reaction to getting engaged. What we don't know - because the story story from Star Magazine is as yet unavailable - is the name of the correspondence recipient. I think it's safe to say that if that name rhymed with mennifer blaniston, it would be on the cover. Perhaps it's an old flame from high school ("I loved your Facebook update. Your kids look great"), perhaps it's the cleaning lady ("I really love the way you clean the bathrooms. Very thorough. Good job. Here's a tip"), perhaps it's a colleague (I love your work in the new action-thriller. Really sharp"), perhaps it's the dog groomer ("I so love how soft and snuggly Rover is after visiting your shop"), perhaps it's his fitness coach ("I love how you've gotten me back in shape. Thank you"). I could literally go on for hours, but I won't.

I will say, however, that it sure is nice that one of the tabloids doesn't have a Kardashian as the main story.