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May 02, 2012

Hair-washing robot will probably suck out your brains

There are 24 fingers! Twenty-four fingers that could easily be equipped with 24 metal straws so as to better suck out your brains in less than 15 seconds, leaving you ready for the battery farm. Thank you, Panasonic, for adding to my list of go-to nightmares. On the upside, we'll all have clean, spring-fresh hair when we're hooked up to the energy-drain-cable.

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Eraserhead endorses this machine.

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