Here are your celebrity dating game stars

Remember we talked about the new dating game called The Choice and how it will have these A-list celebrities ... let's just see what EW has to say: "In each episode, four celebrities sit in spinning chairs and listen to non-famous prospective dates pitch themselves. Over the course of three rounds, the contestant pool is paired down until each celebrity has chosen their date for the evening (more details on the show’s origins and concept here). “What started out as a goof ended up being a ridiculously good format,” says Fox’s Darnell, who was on hand during The Choice‘s recent taping. “It really feels like a hit. It was charming and funny… [The show] works beautifully. It’s going to sell all over the world.” Five of the episodes will feature male celebrities; one episode puts women in the power seats. The contestants were unaware who the celebrities were until moments before they went on stage, but that didn’t stop the sparks. “The [female contestants] took it ridiculously seriously, like they were getting married,” Darnell says. “A couple of the setups really had chemistry.”

That's sounds very exciting. But who are the lucky celebrities? Let's see, shall we:

MEN
Pauly D: Radio Shack sales assistant
Tyson Beckford: That guy with the parrot
Joe Jonas: Your little brother's friend from grade 5
Dean Cain: Mean-spirited street preacher
Rob Kardashian: Dancing janitor
Rocco DiSpirito: Your best bet if your car is stalled
Warren Sapp: The spirit of Christmas
Finesse Mitchell: Mr. and Mrs. Mitchell's son
Romeo: No, not that one
Jeremy Bloom: Orlando Bloom's understudy
Jason Cook: Ironically, a terrible cook
Michael Catherwood: Five-time yatze champion
Seth Wescott: Undercover shopper
Parker Young: Favourite foods: burgers and celery
Ndamukong Suh: Serious texting addiction
Dr. Robert Nettles: Always spoiling for a fight
Taylor Hicks: Enjoys lawns and moats
Mike Sorrentino: Whittler
Rob Gronkowski: This one doesn't care for oatmeal
Steven Lopez: Not J.Lo's brother.

WOMEN
Carmen Electra: Knits rabbit covers in her spare time
Hope Dworaczyk: Part-time astrologer
Rima Fakih: Dog trainer for the mob
Sophie Monk: Your mother's old college roommate