Justin Bieber is third on Forbes' Most Powerful Celebrities list

... he's also the coverboy of the new issue of Forbes. Here's a small excerpt from the story: "Bieber’s tech savvy infuses more than his music—it’s also a core strategy for how the entertainer intends to translate all that fame and fast money into enduring riches. Instinctively, he embraces a Peter Lynch model of investing—“I’m not going to invest in something I don’t like; I have to believe in the product”—but rather than load up on buy-what-you-know value stocks, the singer has been quietly plowing millions into private tech startups. According to his manager, Bieber holds stakes in a dozen such companies. FORBES was able to verify four: messaging platform Tinychat, social-­curation app Stamped, gaming outfit Sojo Studios and, most critically, Spot­i­fy, the disruptive music service founded by Daniel Ek and backed by everyone from Sean Parker to Li Ka-shing."

You can read about the methology here, if you're interested in such things. I'm not.

Here is the entire list, which will probably make you cry and rend your clothing. A few observations: 1) Seven of the top 10 are women, which is great. We'll try to forget the fact that Kim Kardashian ranks above Steven Spielberg. 2) A new reason for Jennifer Aniston to cry herself to sleep: She ranks nine spots beneath Angelina Jolie, who herself will have to come to terms with the fact that Taylor Swift is more powerful. 3) Gisele Bunchen is more important than Stephen King. Of course she is. 4) Taylor Lautner is more important than Seth MacFarlane. 6) I'll stop now or I'll have go bang my head into a wall.

 
1  Jennifer Lopez
2  Oprah Winfrey
3  Justin Bieber
4  Rihanna
5  Lady Gaga
6  Britney Spears
7  Kim Kardashian
8  Katy Perry
9  Tom Cruise
10  Steven Spielberg
11  Taylor Swift
12  Tiger Woods
13  Angelina Jolie
14  Donald Trump 
15  LeBron James
16  Beyonce Knowles
17  Elton John
18  Simon Cowell
19  Rush Limbaugh
20  Tyler Perry
21  Paul McCartney
22  Jennifer Aniston 
23  Glenn Beck
24  Adele
25  Bon Jovi
26  Dr. Dre
27  Kobe Bryant 
28  Brad Pitt
29  Ryan Seacrest
30  Howard Stern
31  Roger Federer
32  David Beckham
33  Manny Pacquiao
34  Ellen DeGeneres
35  Michael Bay
36  George Lucas
37  James Patterson
38  Jay-Z
39  Jerry Bruckheimer
40  Peyton Manning
41  David Letterman
42  Sean "Diddy" Combs
43  Kristen Stewart
44  Cristiano Ronaldo
45  Kanye West 
46  Leonardo Dicaprio
47  Rafael Nadal
48  Phil Mickelson
49  Toby Keith
50  Lionel Messi
51  Ashton Kutcher
52  Floyd Mayweather 
53  Kenny Chesney
54  Dick Wolf
55  Sandra Bullock
56  Johnny Depp
57  Adam Sandler
58  Will Smith
59  Cameron Diaz
60  Tom Brady
61  Gisele Bundchen
62  Mark Burnett
63  Alex Rodriguez
64  Jerry Seinfeld
65  Tom Hanks
66  Stephen King
67  Taylor Lautner
68  Brad Paisley
69  Lil Wayne
70  Dwayne Johnson
71  Maria Sharapova
72  Ben Stiller
73  Khloe Kardashian Odom
74  Seth MacFarlane
75  Charlize Theron
76  Sofia Vergara
77  Serena Williams
78  Alec Baldwin
79  Janet Evanovich
80  Julia Roberts
81  Eva Longoria
82  John Grisham
83  Meryl Streep
84  Tiesto
85  J.K. Rowling
86  Sarah Jessica Parker
87  Li Na
88  Hugh Laurie
89  Reese Witherspoon
90  Jeff Dunham 
91  Larry The Cable Guy
92  Skrillex
93  Tina Fey
94  Kate Moss
95  Ray Romano
96  Zooey Deschanel 
97  Bethenny Frankel
98  Tim Allen 
99  Melissa McCarthy
100  Adriana Lima